Another excellent weekend on the road! This time featuring myself, Maia Hirasawa, my guitar Söltrut and Maias fläkt organ Fläktis.

SCENE 1.
HS is standing on a stair in the back of the room listening to Le Sport, when she suddenly realises someone is grabbing her crotch! Hand belongs to extremely drunk blonde guy sitting next to her.
HS. - You are so mentally ill I have never seen anything like it, I'll sue you until you bleed, etc. etc. (Breathes heavily in rage not seen from HS since 1985)
Drunk guy. - Schorry... I schwear I schought you were a mannequin.
HS (turns to drunk guy's friend) - Are you his friend? Is it possible that he is so drunk he thought I was a mannequin?
Friend (extremely embarrassed). - Yes, he really is.

The mere thought of a young man being so drunk and alone that he has to go out and grab mannequins in the crotch made me feel so sad I kind of lost my anger.

PS. Thank you so much Fredrik and John for having us, we had a good time (especially when Maia finally got to sing Chesney Hawkes' The one and only on your karaoke machine. We've been looking for that opportunity the whole autumn.)